Do you love beer? Can you put down a case and then go drive to get some more? Are you the last person standing at every party you go to? If so, then this is the challenge for you. It may sound like no problem at first, but with only 10 champs to date, believe me it’s a long way from easy. There are just a couple rules to the H$D Challenge. First, you either finish before you puke and become a champ, or you puke before you finish and lose, period. No quitters allowed. Second, you must take every shot in full and on time. Cheaters never prosper, and wussies never win…it’s all or nothin’. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
The challenge is simple: Drink 10 beers in one hour.
Sounds like it’s in the bag, right? Think again. This Challenge is sure to separate the big dogs from the poopies, and is definitely not for the weak at stomach. Here are some basic steps to get you on your way…
Step 1: Collect 1 double (2 oz.) shot glass for each drinker ready to step up to the plate, and either pass or fail probably one of the hardest tests of his life.
Step 2: Get the competitors situated at a big table and pass them their shot glasses. An outdoor setting with a lot of extra seats is recommended (although any place will do if you like cleaning up plenty of vomit). Make sure all of the competitors know and follow the rules, and understand if they don’t, they’re out.
Step 3: Adopt an official Beer-Bitch. Have the Beer-Bitch get each competitor and spectator a beer, and continue to do so throughout the Challenge.
-To the Beer Bitches:
a. It’s only an hour of work and you’d probably end up doin’ it anyway.
b. Don’t forget your tip jar, the H$D Beer-Bitch average is around 15-20 bucks for the hour (clothed).
c. The less you wear, the more you make.
Step 4: Adopt an official Time-Guy. Have the time guy get a stopwatch (recommended) or any clock/watch accurate to at least a second. He will be in charge of the clock, and knowing how many beers have and/or should have been drank by the competitors at any given time.
Step 5: Make sure you at least have a camera if not a camcorder somewhere in the crowd. There will definitely be some good material you won’t want to miss out on.
Step 6: Time-guy should make sure all competitors are ready, and when they are he should yell “DRINK!” and start the clock. He should do this every minute, and also give a loud 10-second warning before every shot should be taken.
NOTE: After the 6th shot, all competitors should have completely finished their first beer. If they haven’t they are pouring like pussies and should receive a nice smack in the ass on the way out of the Challenge. This also goes for the 12th, 18th, 24th, 30th, 36th, 42nd, 48th, 54th and the 60th and final double shot.
Step 7: Following the Time-Guy’s orders, all competitors drink their double shot. It is highly recommended that they pour their next shot immediately following the one just taken, because after awhile time will just seem to disappear. If you fall behind, you break rule 2, suck and lose. Go buy some wine coolers and watch a soap opera you pansy. If you stay on top of things, you’re a trooper. If you don’t make it this time, try again on a better day. Even the some of the champs have a bad day every once in awhile.
You should now have enough information to get your H$D Challenge rollin’. Don’t confuse this with “Power Hour”. That’s only 5 beers in an hour, what we used to consider the “Ladies High$Dollar Challenge”. This is the real deal, and no woman or anyone under 175lbs has ever finished. With as many guys as I have personally seen fail this challenge, it would be a pleasure to put a female on the Official Champ List. Good luck to all, and be careful.
High$Dollar Entertainment is not liable and assumes no responsibility for anything that happens to anyone who attempts this Challenge.